Because airlines are strange, we returned Josh to Boston by dropping him off at the Dayton airport this evening. He then proceded to beat Martine and I back to Cincinnati, from where his second flight left for Boston. But because we had to go out to Dayton anyway, we spent the day hanging out at the National Museum of the United States Air Force and Young’s Jersey Dairy Farm.
Besides having really good ice cream and milkshakes (nearly as good as the Minnesota State Fair Dairy Barn, in fact), Young’s Dairy also has “Udders and Putters,” a miniature golf course next to some batting cages. So after feeding some goats, petting some cows, and eating some food, we played some games. While I did kick butt at mini-golf (48 compared to Josh’s 59 and Martine’s 62), Martine has requested that I mention that I cannot hit baseballs and she can (although the strike zone appeared to be calibrated to small children, which is to Martine’s height advantage). And while I can consistently hit softballs, Josh can consistently hit them farther than I can. So we were all winners today. And our prize was some delicious midwestern milkshakes, straight from the cows we visited earlier. Yum!
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In Ohio…
I’m at Martine and Dave’s house in Cincinnati with Josh on my way to my new home in Ann Arbor, MI. We just ate at the Skyline Chili restaurant. Mmm… delicious. Better than the cans that Martine usually keeps me well stocked in.
Sadly, somewhere in my packing, I either misplaced, lost entirely, or left behind my scorebook. Martine, Dave, and I are going to a Reds game Tuesday night — Martine is trying to work her connections to get us good seats. So, if I want to score the game, I’ll have to use the poor interface that comes in the program or buy another book beforehand. But sadly, I think the scoresheet for the Red Sox victory over the Orioles is lost.
Red Sox 5, Orioles 1
Once again, I stood in line for a few hours yesterday and wound up with Chris House’s seats at Fenway. The company was different — Amrys and Mike — and the game had a much better ending, but the opponent (Baltimore) was the same and upon shuffling around, I sat in the exact same seat. Amrys took pictures and has already blogged about the night.
As I mentioned before, last time I bought a program and kept score. However, I was highly disappointed with their score card, as it was little more than some graph paper. With this in mind, I stopped off at City Sports before getting in line and bought a scorebook. I found it much more pleasing to keep score in the traditional manner with the miniature field and places to keep track of the pitch count.
Keeping score at ballgames is somewhat of a lost art — although it was the topic of my favorite mystery hunt puzzle this year. My dad taught me how back when I played softball, but I was somewhat surprised to find out that neither Amrys nor Mike knew how to score a game. To my mathematical mind, it’s very satisfying to have a record of all of the games events reduced to a single piece of paper. You can even use LaTeX if you like (source code here — scroll down).
In a way, a filled out scorecard is kind of like it’s own language — Mike likened it to hieroglyphics. It does miss a handful of events that don’t translate neatly into the “language,” including extra foul balls beyond the 2nd strike (which makes calculating the overall pitch count impossible). Another problem is that there’s no distinguishing a spectacular play from a routine one — although I did star Trot Nixon’s diving catch in right field. But there was no good way to mark that Jay Gibbons triple (marked as a long ball to deep center) resulted in Johnny Damon crashing headfirst into the wall, which caused him to sit out the remainder of the game. As the saying goes, “They all look like line drives in the scorebook.”
I’ll take this book with me when I go to all of the upcoming games at various stadiums that I have planned. This way it will become a sort of diary of games. I’ve just added a Reds game in Cincinnati next Tuesday night — a detour to visit Martine on my way to Ann Arbor.
Strange Coincidence
Amy was visiting this weekend, which resulted in a tiny reunion with the only friends from high school I still talk to or make a point to see when I go home — Amy, Lisa, and Nnennia. Strangely enough, even though she lives in Central Square, it was the first time I had seen Nnennia in the Boston area since our MIT graduation — or so I thought. Nnennia and I had been best friends since some ridiculously young age, but once we got to college, we drifted apart, even though we lived in the same dorm. Now we usually only see each other when we both go home to Minnesota.
At some point this weekend, the four of us were riding the shuttle bus from Park Street to Kendall, since the Charles/MGH T station was out of service. This reminded Nnennia of an evening last winter when the Red Line was shut down and she had to take a shuttle bus back to her stop at Central. “People started singing christmas carols. It was really weird,” she said.
Sounding oddly familiar, I chimed in. “‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ followed by ‘Jingle Bells’?”
“Yes…” she responded.
“Was it really really crowded and packed like sardines? And did the singing start from people at the front of the bus and spread backwards?” I asked.
“Yes… yes… how did you know?”
“Because I think I was on that same bus. And I joined in when the people started singing.”
Sometimes it really is a small world.
Stadium Crawl
So far in my life I have seen Major League games at four stadiums: The Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis, County Stadium in Milwaukee (no longer there), Skydome in Toronto (now Rogers Centre), and good old Fenway Park in Boston. With any luck, I’m going to nearly double that this season.
The plan is to go to a SF Giants games at SBC Park, which is apparently only five blocks from Breath’s apartment, on June 12. It may turn into a big Putz outing if Dale and Quinn and whoever else is in the area decide to join us. (First things first… we need to invite Dale and Quinn.) Later that week, I’m tentatively planning to go to a game at the Coliseum in Oakland with a non-baseball fan, that is, if he ever gets back to me. Otherwise, I suppose I will go by myself… or drag Breath to a second game.
Once I’m settled in Michigan, I’ll likely go to a Tigers game… no definite plans on that one yet, but it will make four stadiums in one season.
Emerald Necklace
As a result of not working, and in an attempt to procrastinate my inevitable need to pack and move away, Monday night I flipped through the Boston guidebook given to me in anticipation of my freshman year at MIT five years ago. I’ve never really consulted the guidebook before for anything other than the occassional quest for a new restaurant. But this time I was looking for something to do in the city that I had never done in my five years of living here.
And then I found it — The Emerald Necklace, five miles of parks that includes the Fens, Riverway, Olmstead Park, Jamaica Pond, the Arnold Arboretum, and Franklin Park.
So, early afternoon on Tuesday, I took the Green Line over to Kenmore and set off into the greenery. Somewhere, either in the Fens or the early part of Riverside (the parks blended together), I stopped to watch a high school fastpitch softball game — the team in green, with their hyperactive and aggressive coach, appeared to be dominating the team in blue. But, knowing that I wanted to be back in time for my last Gilmore Girls watching experience with Lisa and that I had much more park to go, I picked up after an inning and headed into the woods.
Riverway was my favorite stretch of the parks. I felt so separated from the city, and yet a D Line Train rode past me every few minutes, cutting through the trees and reminding me that I was still in Boston. It was also on the Riverway that the Canadian geese and their goslings crossed my path. Now, growing up we had lots of Canadian geese in our neighborhood. I learned very quickly to stay away from the ones with goslings, because if you even looked at them funny, Mama Goose would get defensive and start hissing at you. And believe me, hissing geese are not something you want to encounter from a short range. But Bostonian Canadian geese are much more polite — or perhaps more used to people. As I held my breath and walked through the gaggle that was spread out across the pathway, not one of them seemed bothered by my presence. City geese, I guess.
Olmstead Park was also very pleasant. At one point I opted to head off of the paved sidewalk, following a runner onto a dirt path into the woods (which looked like it may have just been a well worn erosion trail — my old camp counselors would have been very disappointed in me). Once the dirt path seemed to disappear and the runner I had followed was long gone, I started wandering the woods and I stumbled onto a pond. The pond, which based on maps I looked at later was probably Wards Pond, had a little boardwalk and I ran into a few dog walkers there. But I circled that pond twice, and I never figured out where the non-erosion trail entrance was. And so, I simply hopped a little brick wall and found myself ten yards from the shore of Jamaica Pond.
Now, I’m going to digress a bit here for a linguistics question. Why are Jamaica Pond and Walden Pond considered ponds in Massachusetts? Maybe it’s because we count everything so that we can brag about having the most, but in Minnesota, those bodies of water would be called lakes. Heck, even Turtle Lake isn’t referred to as a pond, and that’s just a glorified marsh in my backyard. (See Google map vs. satellite image.)
In any event, Jamaica Pond was lovely. From there I wasn’t exactly sure where I was going, but I followed Arborway and walked myself around a rotary, the first time all day that I walked alongside cars. Yet magically I didn’t get lost and wound up at the Arnold Arboretum. The lilacs were in full bloom and it was under a lilac bush that I decided to finally stop and take my first rest since the softball game. I had brought a book of crossword puzzles, so I pulled it out and started puzzling away.
And then I remembered.
I’m allergic to lilacs. (Well, basically, I’m allergic to any flower in bloom.) My eyes started watering and my notorious sneezes started coming full force. So, I picked up and moved on, stopping to watch a pair of frolicking bunnies in the non-blooming rose bushes. As it was late in the day, I didn’t continue on to Franklin Park and the zoo. Instead I hopped on an Orange Line train at the Forest Hills stop and headed back into the city.
The whole day was a little surreal. For five years I have lived here and always missed the wildlife that used to live in my backyard. I’ve never really considered Boston Common a real park, as it is far too citified. And yet this whole time, a real park existed… I just had to venture out of my way a little to find it.
Delightfully Unemployed!
I just finished my 111 pages of documentation on the system I’ve been working on for the past nine months. My boss is gone for the day. And so, I am leaving work early, never to return!
Time Traveler Convention Report
Well, no time travelers showed up. Were we surprised? Well, quite frankly, no. In fact, I didn’t even bother to go look for them at 10:00 PM with the rest of the crowd — which means that I missed the Delorean. Instead, I was inside stacking chairs and turning Walker from a lecture hall to a dance hall. But it was still one heckuva party.
The speakers were generally pretty excellent. In the middle of his speech, Dr. Farhi got a call from Albert Einstein, who is apparently living in the center of the universe. Apparently he got a nice place in exchange for three autographed copies of his first manuscript. The gymnastics coach and his twin brother did a cute little trick, pretending to travel through time. One walked on his hands and gave a little spiel before leaving the room — and as soon as he left, his twin brother instantaneously came through the back door and proceeded to walk on his hands and start the same spiel verbatim. I thought it was pulled off very well.
Following the twins’ stunt, Professor Alan Guth came up and gave his lecture on relativity and basically explained to us why no future time travelers were going to show up. And then he talked about wormholes, and I felt a little vindicated for my silly quote in the New York Times. Apparently, for pulling something out of my ass, I wasn’t that far off one of the leading theories. Maybe that physics degree I have is worth something after all.
After Guth came Joe Gibbons, a comedian claiming to be a time traveler. As he explained it, time traveling wasn’t that exciting. “They asked me to tell some funny stories about time travel,” he said, “and, well, there just aren’t any.” The final speaker of the night was Erik Demaine, who I have blogged about before. He talked about retroactively changing things – which he said was a kind of time travel. His speech got cut off at 10:00 PM when we sent everyone outside to “look for time travelers” while we set up for the bands.
I was amazed at how smoothly it appeared to go off. I was in charge of the guestlist and letting people in at the beginning of the convention, passing out blue wristbands to people on the list. Things got a little harrowing at times — primarily when the guy not on the list who claimed to have invented a time machine insisted that I let him in. We put him on the waitlist (so he eventually got in) but he wouldn’t leave the front of the line until Sargeant Vossmer came over and got him to move. The other big highlight of the bouncing duties came when “Theodore Logan” claimed to be from the future. Even with the Keanu Reeves getup he was wearing, at first I didn’t process the joke. I asked him to prove it. “Wyld Stallions!” he said.
“Go put yourself on the waitlist,” I responded.
Oh, and apparently it made the Weekend Update on SNL today. I’m really hoping The Daily Show mentions it on Monday.
More for Time Travel Fans
Well, thanks to Amal linking to me from the Time Travel website, the number of hits on this website has gone up 10 fold today. (1913 unique visits so far — 11,023 hits.) So welcome time travel fans.
And for your listening pleasure, here’s me talking about the convention this morning.
And if you want another story about adventures Amal Dorai and I have had, check out the Beaver Escapades.
Infamy, part 2
The New York Times covers the Time Traveler Convention
Man, do I sound like a nut.
Update: Front page of the national edition!!!!!!!!!!
The IM conversation with Amal:
(02:51:23) Erin Rebecca Rhode: http://www.nytimes.com/pages/pageone/scan/index.html
(02:51:28) Erin Rebecca Rhode: didn’t make the front page
(02:51:46) Amal Kumar Dorai: yeah I already know we didnt’
(02:51:57) Erin Rebecca Rhode: it did on the national edition
(02:52:01) Amal Kumar Dorai: !
(02:52:02) Amal Kumar Dorai: no it didn’t
(02:52:06) Erin Rebecca Rhode: the article
(02:52:07) Erin Rebecca Rhode: no picture
(02:52:10) Erin Rebecca Rhode: i just looked
(02:52:16) Erin Rebecca Rhode: clicked on “national edition”
(02:52:17) Amal Kumar Dorai: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(02:52:19) Amal Kumar Dorai: YESYESYES
(02:52:20) Erin Rebecca Rhode: below the fold
(02:52:22) Amal Kumar Dorai: YESYESYESYESYSEYSEYSEYSEYSESEYSEYSEYse
(02:52:27) Erin Rebecca Rhode: congrats!
(02:52:28) Amal Kumar Dorai: *pomp and circumstance*