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The Apple Lady

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Today is Halloween. I know that — I even wore my Lucille Ball costume to work. However, having not lived in a family neighborhood since high school (when my parents took care of such things), the idea that I might want to have some candy on hand completely slipped my mind. And it turns out, I live in a very family friendly neighborhood.
I let the first doorbell go, but felt guilty and frantically started rummaging around the kitchen looking for anything that might be remotely candy like. I saw the gourmet chocolate bars I had impulse bought from Whole Foods, but decided that a) I didn’t want to give $2 chocolate bars to kids and b) I only had three, so they wouldn’t last me that long anyway. And then I saw the bag of apples from last week’s apple picking excursion…
Now I know that kids are warned about apples because they can be poisoned or whatever, but the sounds of all of the costumed monsters and princesses outside were making me feel increasingly worse for having nothing for them. So, at the risk of having them all thrown away, I became the apple lady.
Reaction was mixed, tending toward the negative “Apples?! Yuck!” with a few “I love apples!” thrown in, and one precocious little boy who asked if I was a wicked witch who had poisoned them. My “No, I’m ‘I Love Lucy’,” was enough for him to trust me and take the apple. There were also a couple of parents who thanked me for my “healthy” choice. Yeah, sure… that’s right… I was being health conscious for these poor kids.
Fearing a revolt from the apple hating kids, I called Deb and was relieved to hear that she was already on her way home with candy. When she arrived, I stood on the porch with the bags of Snickers and Three Musketeers… and the apples, just because they were already there. No longer did I have to fear the disappointed faces of Spiderman, witches, and one adorable Raphael (the Ninja Turtle, not the Renaissance painter).
And yet, much to my surprise, word had gotten out that I had apples and some of the kids were actually coming by asking for them. Go figure.

World Series Limbo

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It has been the 6th inning of game 5 of the World Series for over 36 hours now. I agree with Selig’s call to suspend the game instead of calling it after 4 1/2 innings (when the Phillies were winning — it’s tied now), because after all, how anti-climactic would that have been? However, this bizarre mid-game limbo evokes images of some strange sci-fi baseball saga in which time has stopped and Cole Hamels is on deck forever — that is, if the Phillies don’t pitch hit for their starting pitcher. If the weather keeps up in Philadelphia (which according to the forecast, it probably won’t), this could be the first World Series to coincide with a presidential election.
And lest we forget, the presidential election is already interfering with this Series as Barack Obama’s half hour spot tonight will delay the resuming of game five by yet another half hour.
Between game 3 starting late on Saturday and now this, it’s been a World Series that has been tough to follow, even for the most die-hard of baseball fans.

Technical Difficulties?!

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I tried to turn on the ALCS just now, only to find that TBS is having “technical difficulties” and is instead airing the Steve Harvey Show.
What?!?!
In the meantime, Yahoo! Sports tells me that despite the lack of TV coverage, the game is continuing as scheduled.
Edit: Technical difficulties resolved, I went to a party where I actually watched the game in a crowd for the first time this post-season. I had forgotten how much more fun it is that way.

Red Sox 8, Rays 7

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So, I’m not going to lie… being not as into the post-season for some reason this year, and being tired last night, I actually turned off the game after the Rays went up 7-0 in the 7th, thinking that a Rays-Phillies World Series was inevitable and that I just wanted to sleep.
Whoops.

Sheila won a party… I won $10

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It turns out that my in depth knowledge of first basemen who played for both the Twins and the Red Sox comes in handy once in awhile. Last night I went to the Pour House where Sheila Longo had won a “VIP Party” when they drew her business card out of a bucket. As luck would have it, the date of her party was also her birthday.
At some point in the middle of the free food for the three VIP parties happening, one of the bartenders announced that there would be a trivia contest consisting of three “Red Sox October baseball” questions. To answer, you had to race to the front and be the first to touch a sign, which I was conveniently already standing near.
A couple of guys in Red Sox hats pushed their way towards the front and I figured that my only chance would be if they asked who the Red Sox lost to in the 1946 World Series or something else older than those of us at the bar. But, as I actually expected, all three of the questions were about either the 2007 or the 2004 playoffs. However, the first question was right in my wheel house.
“Who caught the last out…” and before she even finished the question, I slapped the sign and said, “Doug Mientkiewicz.” Luckily, she finished with “… of the 2004 World Series?” or I was going to look mighty silly.
I knew the other two questions too, but you were only eligible to attempt one answer (to “prevent Red Sox trivia ringers from standing at the front and taking all the prizes” — I guess that was me). “Who won the 2007 World Series MVP?” and “Who won the 2004 ALCS MVP?” were much more familiar to the crowd and actually resulted in fights to get to the sign first. But I had my $10 gift card already… and I gave it to Sheila for her birthday.

Mainely Camping

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As I write this, I am sitting in front of a campfire looking over Western Bay near Acadia National Park, having just polished off a lobster dinner and half a blueberry pie. (I’ll save the other half for tomorrow night.)
MGH is forcing me to take Monday off because some guy got lost trying to find India 500 years ago and I decided to take advantage of the fact that I own a car by heading “downeast” to go hiking at Acadia for the weekend. I didn’t think of this idea until earlier this week (when I realized that Monday was a holiday), and it seems that plenty of other people had a similar idea. So many other people, in fact, that all of the hotels and motels within two hours of Acadia were booked (according to various websites anyway). But the good old Kampground Of America was not booked, so I threw my tent and sleeping bag in the car and here I am.
The lobster dinner came from a lobster pound about 15 miles away and was delicious, even if the butter had re-solidified. The lobster was good enough that I didn’t really need it. Also, in case you were curious, lobster shells will burn in a campfire.
The blueberry pie came from an older couple’s house. I saw a sign for pie on my drive, pulled over thinking it would be a restaurant where I could get a slice. Instead, I was welcomed into the home of a really nice old man who led me into his kitchen and showed me the 6 pies that had been baked that day. I bought the blueberry one that had just come out of the oven and it was amazingly delicious.
Oh, and I am blogging because there is free wireless here. KOA’s definitely aren’t camping in the traditional sense that I usually imagine, but they have their own bizarre niche and are cheaper than any of the motels would have been. I’ll probably spring for their $4 pancake breakfast tomorrow morning.

MIT Alumni Puzzle Challenge: We won… sort of

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A couple of weeks ago, I and three other members of our hunt team (Liz D., Brandy, and Martini… wow, I just realized the alcohol connection there) took part in the MIT Alumni Puzzle Challenge where we took fourth place, just behind third (and the money prizes) by a whopping 13 minutes. However, we’ve just been informed that we won one of the $200 raffle prizes… which means I’m getting a $50 giftcard in the mail next week, along with a spanking new T-shirt. It’s like coming in third, only $12.50 short.
However, this also means that my new Engineer’s Drinking Song verse probably didn’t win the Rockband II bundle:
“An engineer was solving puzzles late into the night,
And started on a run-around that was an awesome sight.
When he found the coin he knew his year he’d have to punt,
Because he’ll be writing puzzles for the next year’s Mystery Hunt!”

Red Sox 3, Angels 2

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Sitting in my living room as the Red Sox score the winning run in the ninth, I announce to my roommate Deb, “Hey, the Sox won.”
Upon clarifying that this means that they move on to the ALCS and no, there is no game tomorrow, she says “Oh, well, I guess that’s good for everyone who’s excited about it.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
(Also, a shout out to Torii Hunter almost being a hero with two RBIs to tie it up. If the Twins can’t be in the playoffs, it’s nice to see ex-Twins do well.)