Look! You can buy Professor Wilczek’s DNA!
I should have swiped his dixie cup from one of the many physics open houses I went to. I could be rolling in dough by now. Alternatively, I’ve been to a few parties and gatherings with his daughter. I could have easily taken her cup without much fuss– that’s half his DNA and half his wife’s DNA in one batch.
Oh, the opportunities I missed at MIT. It wasn’t about the education – it was about collecting DNA from Nobel Laureates.