Dear Joe Buck,
It’s pronounced “Mor-neau” (stress on the second syllable). Your “Morn-eau” mispronunciation is driving me crazy.
Dear All-Stars,
It’s 1:32 in the AM. I have to get up early tomorrow. Please end this game soon (preferably with the AL winning) — 15 innings is more than plenty.
Dear Bud Selig,
Don’t be a punk and call a tie. That was lame in 2002 and would still be lame today.
Edit: Yayyyyy!!!!! And my future husband scored the winning run!!!! Of course this means Joe Buck is (still) mispronouncing his name all over the place. 4 hours, 50 minutes… wow.