You can waste a lot of time refreshing The Nietzsche Family Circus. It’s a randomly generated Family Circus panel paired with a randomly generated Friedrich Nietzsche quote. Occasionally it makes no sense, but more often than you’d think, they match pretty well for some amusing results. Like this one, as an ominous looking Jeffy (or is it Billy?) lords some philosophy over PJ:

As an aside, the Firefox spell checker knows the word Nietzsche. Who’d’ve thunk it? (It does not know the word who’d’ve, though perhaps that’s because it’s not a real word.)