I think that one day I will have to make a trip out to Cottonwood, ID, just so that I can stay at the Dog Bark Park Inn, a 30 foot tall dog/bed and breakfast. From the website:

Guests enter the body of the beagle from a private spacious 2nd story deck. Inside and up another level in the head of the dog are a loft room for additional sleeping accommodations and a cozy reading nook in the dog’s muzzle.

Staying inside a dog named Sweet Willy might actually be cheesier than South of the Border. Oh, who am I kidding – nothing could be cheesier than the 200 foot tall sombrero.