Our neighbor upstairs is, for inexplicable reasons, blasting his music with the bass seemingly turned all the way so that we can hear it. And what is he blasting, you ask? The “Christmas Shoes” song! If you, like my roommate, are not familiar with this fantastically cheesy song, I will share it with you as I shared it with her… it’s so bad it’s good.

If you’re intrigued by the story of the shoes, it was made into a made-for-TV movie starring Rob Lowe, and apparently it will be on Lifetime tomorrow. Yes, they drag the schmaltzy plot into a two hour movie. Time to set the DVR!