Al’s House of Porn and Pancakes

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The phrase “house of porn and pancakes” does not exist on Google. Hopefully by tomorrow or so this will change.
And Jenn’s bachelorette party is going well. What we have learned so far:
1. She’s marrying Arnold Schwarzenegger.
2. She will live in a house with a yard in New Jersey.
3. She will drive a garbage truck.
4. She will be a pole dancer.
5. Her honeymoon will be in Appalachia.
6. She will have no children, but two cats.
(Did you ever play MASH as a child?)

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  1. (Did you ever play MASH as a child?)

    you make it sound like i didnt play mash in 18.01a/18.02a all freshmen year!
    man, we never had such qualifications of yards an no yards though. but what about the wedding dress color? 🙂

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