… the cable guy say when he’s fixing your mistakenly disconnected cable and internet:
- Oh man, I drank too much last night. Do you have some aspirin or something I could have?
- Well, shit. That doesn’t make any sense.
- To his supervisor: Man, I never ground it. It’s always worked fine before.
- Man, I totally shouldn’t have drank so much last night. I feel so sick.
On the plus side, my cable and internet are back. And he left before he puked.